My Depressed King

My Depressed King desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

My Depressed King desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to share. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

My Depressed King desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

My Depressed King carried a sack of potatoes to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

My Depressed King desired a wig that they would often break. This might appear to be a funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

My Depressed King owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes hug. It would have been a different exercise, to some, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.