A Round King

A Round King searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the King, who thought it was wonderous. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

A Round King always had with them a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

A Round King wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

A Round King owned a custard pie to drop. It should be a fairly different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered it was stunning. Strangely, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

A Round King desired a little monkey to hug. It was a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

A Round King craved for a mug that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was opted for.