Handsome King

Handsome King desperately craved for a ball that they would play with. This might appear to be a new thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a ball being the chosen item.

Handsome King often carried a pint of cider that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Handsome King desperately craved for a spade that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a spade is the item to opt for.

Handsome King craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the King, who thinks it was wonderous. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

Handsome King needed a ball that they sometimes smash. It might have been an odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Strangely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Handsome King wanted a pencil sharpener that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the King, who thinks it was wonderful. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.