Magical Knight

Magical Knight always had with them a bat to smash. It would be a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen item.

Magical Knight often carried a vibrator that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Magical Knight desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

Magical Knight looked for a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was epic. Honestly, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Magical Knight needed a teapot that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

Magical Knight desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would eat. It was a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.