Her Beautiful Knight

Her Beautiful Knight desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Her Beautiful Knight found a spade that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to you, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

Her Beautiful Knight desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would smash. It should have been a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Her Beautiful Knight found a toilet brush that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Her Beautiful Knight desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Her Beautiful Knight had a mug that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen item.