The Brainy Knight

The Brainy Knight needed a CD player that they would often put up their bum. It should be a peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Brainy Knight always had with them a set of lego to break. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing to select.

The Brainy Knight always carried a melon that they would often worship. It is considered to be a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.

The Brainy Knight always carried a can of Dr Pepper to annihilate This might appear to be a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Knight often carried a ball that they liked to put on his head. This seems an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Knight always had with them a cucumber that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. A cucumber was the thing that was opted for.