The Boring Knight

The Boring Knight often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes annihilate It was a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Boring Knight always had with them a CD player that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the chosen thing.

The Boring Knight craved for a toilet brush that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Knight desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Boring Knight always kept a radiator to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Boring Knight desperately searched for a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item chosen.