My Gentle Knight

My Gentle Knight looked for a mug to break. This might appear to be an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Knight always had with them a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

My Gentle Knight needed a custard pie that they would put on his head. It would have been an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought it was epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

My Gentle Knight looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

My Gentle Knight desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

My Gentle Knight desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer having that done to it