His Crypting Knight

His Crypting Knight often carried a mug that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to select.

His Crypting Knight looked for a dildo that they would smash. It is considered to be an astonishing action, to some, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo of all things.

His Crypting Knight desperately wanted a pen that they would often put in the bath with him. It is an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered it was simply life. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was selected.

His Crypting Knight craved for a teapot that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

His Crypting Knight desperately craved for a computer that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a computer was the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Knight always kept a pint of beer that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Knight, who thought it was simply life. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.