Their Gentle Knight

Their Gentle Knight always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes sleep with. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

Their Gentle Knight carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Their Gentle Knight craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes play with. It might be a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Their Gentle Knight craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was amazing. A bag of poop was the chosen item.

Their Gentle Knight found a melon to embrace. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to most, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A melon being the item opted for.

Their Gentle Knight desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.