My Bum Loving Knight

My Bum Loving Knight always had with them a chocolate bar that they sometimes smash. This is certainly an odd activity, to some, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Knight always had with them a stretchman to demolish. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Knight desperately wanted a cucumber that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Knight searched for a CD player that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

My Bum Loving Knight searched for a computer that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a computer was the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Knight found a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.