His Dodgy Knight

His Dodgy Knight wanted a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be wonderous. A sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

His Dodgy Knight always kept a cheese grater that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

His Dodgy Knight desperately craved for a tomato to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to many, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Knight found a pint of beer to worship. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Knight often carried a dildo that they sometimes share. This could be considered an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be exciting. A dildo was the thing that was selected.

His Dodgy Knight craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.