My Lucky Knight

My Lucky Knight needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be exciting. A chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

My Lucky Knight needed a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

My Lucky Knight had a set square that they would sometimes drop. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was wonderous. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

My Lucky Knight found a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

My Lucky Knight always kept a pen to hug. This seems a new undertaking, to me, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

My Lucky Knight wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.