The Grumpy Knight

The Grumpy Knight wanted a pint of beer that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Knight desperately wanted a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Knight had a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Knight found a sword that they would break. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Knight always kept a teapot that they would break. It would have been a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Knight carried a computer that they would put up their bum. It might have been a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the chosen thing.