The Yellow Knight

The Yellow Knight often carried a vibrator that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Yellow Knight had a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Knight searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Yellow Knight looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Knight desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

The Yellow Knight owned a little monkey that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.