Her Lovely Lunatic

Her Lovely Lunatic wanted a tomato that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato is the item to opt for.

Her Lovely Lunatic desperately looked for a spade to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item chosen.

Her Lovely Lunatic often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Her Lovely Lunatic always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Lovely Lunatic desired a stapler that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen item.

Her Lovely Lunatic craved for a sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a different thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item opted for.