The Little Lunatic

The Little Lunatic desperately desired a stretchman that they would occasionally break. It should have been a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Little Lunatic craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Little Lunatic desperately looked for a teapot that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Little Lunatic always had with them a computer that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was breathtaking. A computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Little Lunatic often carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Little Lunatic desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was awe-inspring. A magic 8 ball of all things.