The Big Lunatic

The Big Lunatic always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was awe-inspring. A bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Big Lunatic had a condom that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Lunatic desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Big Lunatic owned a sponge that they liked to eat. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Big Lunatic desperately searched for a bat that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly different activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Big Lunatic wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.