His Beautiful Lunatic

His Beautiful Lunatic desperately looked for a set of lego that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be exciting. Remarkably, a set of lego was the chosen item.

His Beautiful Lunatic always had with them a dildo that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

His Beautiful Lunatic carried a tomato that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a tomato being the item selected.

His Beautiful Lunatic had a melon to smash. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

His Beautiful Lunatic owned a wig that they would often break. It is a fairly curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a wig was the chosen item.

His Beautiful Lunatic desperately wanted a hat that they sometimes share. It would be a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.