Her Stupid Lunatic

Her Stupid Lunatic desperately looked for a custard pie to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.

Her Stupid Lunatic desperately desired a wig to put up their bum. This could be considered a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Lunatic desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. A piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Lunatic needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Lunatic had a dildo that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be miraculous. A dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Lunatic needed a big sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item chosen.