Her Tired Lunatic

Her Tired Lunatic desired a custard pie that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

Her Tired Lunatic always kept a ball that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to opt for.

Her Tired Lunatic desperately needed a helmet that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

Her Tired Lunatic owned a chocolate bar that they would often throw. It would have been a curious thought, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

Her Tired Lunatic craved for a condom that they would often drop. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Tired Lunatic always had with them a little monkey that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.