Her Funny Lunatic

Her Funny Lunatic desperately wanted a little monkey that they would often drop. It is a curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

Her Funny Lunatic looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Her Funny Lunatic desperately needed a porno magazine that they liked to break. It might be a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

Her Funny Lunatic looked for a ball that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item chosen.

Her Funny Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber chicken to share. This is certainly a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Her Funny Lunatic always had with them a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.