My Eccentric Lunatic

My Eccentric Lunatic searched for a CD player that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.

My Eccentric Lunatic had a sword that they would annihilate It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Lunatic often carried a bat that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to choose.

My Eccentric Lunatic always kept a big sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

My Eccentric Lunatic needed a hat that they would eat. It is considered to be a funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

My Eccentric Lunatic wanted a lava lamp that they would eat. This seems a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.