My Boring Lunatic

My Boring Lunatic desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

My Boring Lunatic searched for a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a melon of all things.

My Boring Lunatic desired a big sponge that they would sit and look at. It might have been a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a big sponge being the item opted for.

My Boring Lunatic always carried a big sponge that they liked to break. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be magnificent. A big sponge is the item to choose.

My Boring Lunatic desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

My Boring Lunatic had a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.