My Cute Lunatic

My Cute Lunatic desperately needed a vibrator that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

My Cute Lunatic always had with them a painting of a melon that they would play with. One might say this is a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be fun. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

My Cute Lunatic always carried a bag of flour that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

My Cute Lunatic searched for a spade that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is sublime. A spade is the thing that was chosen.

My Cute Lunatic always carried a set square that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

My Cute Lunatic needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.