My Horny Lunatic

My Horny Lunatic looked for a set of lego that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

My Horny Lunatic found a can of Tango that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A can of Tango would be the item chosen.

My Horny Lunatic desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

My Horny Lunatic desired a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Lunatic craved for a pint of beer that they would embrace. It might be a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to select.

My Horny Lunatic desperately searched for a melon that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was opted for.