Their Bewildered Lunatic

Their Bewildered Lunatic had a spade that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a spade is the item to select.

Their Bewildered Lunatic craved for a magic 8 ball to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

Their Bewildered Lunatic had a little monkey that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was fun. A little monkey being the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Lunatic craved for a stapler that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Their Bewildered Lunatic found a teapot that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Their Bewildered Lunatic desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a new exercise, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.