Her Retarded Lunatic

Her Retarded Lunatic desperately looked for a little monkey to worship. It might be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A little monkey being the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Lunatic had a radiator that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Lunatic had a set of lego that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set of lego of all things.

Her Retarded Lunatic desperately looked for a melon that they sometimes drop. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Lunatic desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to share. This is certainly a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Lunatic desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.