My Orange Lunatic

My Orange Lunatic searched for a pint of cider that they would annihilate This might appear to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

My Orange Lunatic craved for a spade that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

My Orange Lunatic looked for a piece of paper to put on his head. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

My Orange Lunatic often carried a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

My Orange Lunatic needed a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

My Orange Lunatic had a spade that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an original undertaking, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a spade being the thing opted for.