Cheerful Lunatic

Cheerful Lunatic craved for a rubber johnny that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Cheerful Lunatic looked for a magic 8 ball that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a new activity, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

Cheerful Lunatic craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A can of Dr Pepper of all things.

Cheerful Lunatic wanted a bottle of beer that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Cheerful Lunatic wanted a cup to worship. It might be a different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is awesome. A cup having that done to it

Cheerful Lunatic carried a pint of beer to put in the bath with him. It should have been an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.