My Orange Lunatic

My Orange Lunatic had a block of cheese that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

My Orange Lunatic looked for a stapler that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

My Orange Lunatic desperately needed a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Orange Lunatic found a bat that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is awesome. A bat was the thing that was opted for.

My Orange Lunatic often carried a vibrator to smash. This is certainly an original action, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is epic. A vibrator was the item that was selected.

My Orange Lunatic always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.