A Handsome Lunatic

A Handsome Lunatic desperately searched for a condom that they would drop. It would have been a different exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a condom having that done to it

A Handsome Lunatic often carried a custard pie that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Lunatic found a set square that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Lunatic found a bat that they would often sleep with. It is a curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be stunning. A bat is the item to opt for.

A Handsome Lunatic desired a tomato to cuddle. It would have been a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the item opted for.

A Handsome Lunatic desperately wanted a little monkey that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to choose.