The Round Lunatic

The Round Lunatic desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Round Lunatic owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes demolish. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Round Lunatic always carried a pint of cider to play with. It is a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Round Lunatic owned a bag of flour that they sometimes worship. It might have been an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Lunatic searched for a dildo that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Round Lunatic had a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.