A Confused Lunatic

A Confused Lunatic desired a ball that they sometimes break. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Lunatic desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

A Confused Lunatic found a sack of potatoes that they liked to put on his head. It might be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

A Confused Lunatic desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

A Confused Lunatic wanted a computer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to opt for.

A Confused Lunatic carried a set square that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a set square being the item opted for.