The Round Lunatic

The Round Lunatic needed a helmet that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Round Lunatic always carried a vibrator that they liked to smash. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it

The Round Lunatic searched for a custard pie that they would often sleep with. It might have been a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Round Lunatic always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. It was an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Round Lunatic desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

The Round Lunatic desperately looked for a ball to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the item selected.