His Unusual Lunatic

His Unusual Lunatic desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

His Unusual Lunatic desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes drop. It is an odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a big sponge of all things.

His Unusual Lunatic desperately desired a stapler to hug. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

His Unusual Lunatic desired a bag of flour to annihilate This seems an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

His Unusual Lunatic always had with them a rubber johnny to smash. This is certainly a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

His Unusual Lunatic always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a surprising action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.