His Crypting Lunatic

His Crypting Lunatic craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered an original action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Crypting Lunatic always carried a crown that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Lunatic desperately wanted a tomato that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

His Crypting Lunatic desperately wanted a vibrator that they liked to smash. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the thing selected.

His Crypting Lunatic always kept a big sponge that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

His Crypting Lunatic desperately desired a hat that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item that was chosen.