The Magical Lunatic

The Magical Lunatic often carried a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Lunatic desperately craved for a radiator that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Magical Lunatic found a tomato that they liked to hug. It might be an unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to select.

The Magical Lunatic wanted a helmet that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Magical Lunatic desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate It would be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Magical Lunatic had a cup that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a cup being the item selected.