His Eccentric Lunatic

His Eccentric Lunatic had a tomato that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Lunatic owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to throw. It was a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

His Eccentric Lunatic desired a ball to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be epic. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to choose.

His Eccentric Lunatic often carried a sponge that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Lunatic found a sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Lunatic desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.