Little Martian

Little Martian always had with them a chocolate bar to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

Little Martian craved for a computer that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a computer was the item that was opted for.

Little Martian desperately wanted a pint of cider to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Little Martian carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

Little Martian found a set square that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a set square being the thing selected.

Little Martian had a bottle of wine that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to select.