Naughty Martian

Naughty Martian had a vibrator that they would often experiment on. It should have been a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a vibrator of all things.

Naughty Martian looked for a tomato that they liked to eat. This could be considered a new operation, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Naughty Martian wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be fun. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

Naughty Martian found a radiator that they would often worship. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen item.

Naughty Martian often carried a cup that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.

Naughty Martian owned a rubber chicken that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.