Famous Martian

Famous Martian desired a stretchman to worship. It should be a weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be epic. Strangely, a stretchman being the item selected.

Famous Martian desperately craved for a vibrator that they would often worship. It was considered to be a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Famous Martian desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Famous Martian needed a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper having that done to it

Famous Martian desperately needed a custard pie that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

Famous Martian desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.