Her Different Martian

Her Different Martian owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. It was a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Her Different Martian desperately needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an odd activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

Her Different Martian found a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be an unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cup was the chosen thing.

Her Different Martian desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Her Different Martian searched for a wig that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a wig is the item to select.

Her Different Martian desperately craved for a condom that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a condom is the thing to opt for.