The Eccentric Martian

The Eccentric Martian desired a cheese grater to break. It was considered to be an original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Martian searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Martian desperately craved for a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been an exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Martian often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Martian needed a tomato that they would share. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Martian always kept a helmet that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was epic. A helmet being the item selected.