My Confused Martian

My Confused Martian desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

My Confused Martian desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often sleep with. It would be a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

My Confused Martian had a mug that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a mug being the item selected.

My Confused Martian wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

My Confused Martian desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to smash. One might find this to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

My Confused Martian desired a bottle of wine that they would eat. This seems a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. A bottle of wine is the item to choose.