His Confused Martian

His Confused Martian desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

His Confused Martian desired a dildo that they sometimes smash. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who expected it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to opt for.

His Confused Martian had a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. A can of Tango of all things.

His Confused Martian desperately wanted a melon that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a new proposal, to some, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. A melon was the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Martian had a mug to break. It might be a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a mug being the item selected.

His Confused Martian desperately wanted a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.