Their Exciting Martian

Their Exciting Martian desperately looked for a teapot that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

Their Exciting Martian always had with them a sword that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Their Exciting Martian always had with them a can of Tango that they would smash. It was a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of Tango of all things.

Their Exciting Martian always had with them a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

Their Exciting Martian always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Their Exciting Martian always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.