Exceptional Martian

Exceptional Martian found a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Exceptional Martian carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a different undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Exceptional Martian desperately looked for a sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sponge being the thing opted for.

Exceptional Martian desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an original exercise, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Exceptional Martian had a lava lamp that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Exceptional Martian desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.