Their Bum Loving Martian

Their Bum Loving Martian desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Martian desperately needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Martian wanted a pint of cider that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Their Bum Loving Martian always had with them a crown that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly peculiar action, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Martian desperately craved for a set square to play with. It is considered to be an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels it was epic. Who would have imagined, a set square being the item opted for.

Their Bum Loving Martian always carried a ball that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was opted for.