My Worrisome Martian

My Worrisome Martian had a tomato that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

My Worrisome Martian always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

My Worrisome Martian desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

My Worrisome Martian desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to worship. This seems to be a fairly different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator of all things.

My Worrisome Martian owned a pint of cider to break. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

My Worrisome Martian desired a pen that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. A pen being the item opted for.